If Students Wrote the Bible
Q. Why was the woman in the Bible turned into a pillar of salt?
A. Because she was dissatisfied with her lot.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five – double-spaced and written in a large font.

New edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.

And this had became a systematical re-enactment, if that was how it best describe the case, of how the Bible runs. Lots of poof-pow-bang in the beginning and then.. 400 years of silence after Prophet Malachi. (I forfeited the "Best in knowledge for Bible" since I peeked)
Anyhow, this is my fair share of what had happen throughout this busy month of Jan and a little bit of Feb as we eat into it.

Work was pretty hectic since day 1 of sliding back into the flow of the camp and.. Boy! It's such one rapid leading to a waterfall! Tremendous changes, implementation and working coming alongside. Here's a little part that consist at least 10% of the whole "Simon's Pie Chart Theorem"

- EP day (Emergency Preparedness Day, and you guys should know. The little fair we hold @ some void deck or open field.)
- National Day Parade, preparation.

And these are more then enough to crush my lung leaving just fair for living.
But I do have plenty of space to do my personnel stuff anyway... Not that bad as I painted to you I hope.
After all I did have time to celebrate B'days of buddies, chilling out for some dining session, got to catch up with some peeps too and more more more...
Oh! I'm also into trying to "paint" using words to sketch out my thoughts, touching a little on intellectuality of course, which apparently I flunk. Petty interesting way to use words to map out thoughts and paint a vivid picture to target audiences.
Not that I've look down on painting with pens, it still share the same ancestry since it involved pens right? Self-assuredly, Yes! It was. Ha!
Alright... Maybe I'll end with one entry from my personnel journal and one random thought. :)

16th Jan, Friday
"I figured it out somewhere and somehow there's alot that is going to occur to me. Anyhow, had to struggle with the fact of joining NTU/NIE to further as a teacher. Affected me lots as Dani mentioned momentarily about how she had the exact same encounters as me being have to let down a prestigious work at the international school and turn to God's calling that eventually led her to Singapore on a scholarship and a eventual marriage. Much was also said by WT as of what she mention about her views on me as a full-timer in Christian ministry. None was touched on teaching, which, I rather be more orientated to be. Much to my delight when Pris Quek mentioned her support for me to join NTU/NIE. I rule it as bias-ness for myself.
I'm thoroughly confused and lost. His kingdom or mine? What was His plan for me? I just cannot let down the fact I cannot join NTU/NIE. Why? It really hit hard on me. A penny for Your thoughts God!
Yet with un-profound courage, I wanted so badly to demand God to reveal His plan for me so that I could have a chance to converse and negotiate a terms for me to go into NTU/NIE.
I felt tremendously terrified and terrible!"

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And I thought most of the time, "Muslim ethnic group seems so much more "Christian" in times."