(As the matter of fact I knew who that posterior- pricking bastard was.)

If any layman were to walk on the street and spot the 2011 BMW 6-series. Wouldn't be any sooner they might suspect there is a terrorist in the employment sabotaging the blue prints.

BMW 6-series (2009/10)

Issn't that lovely?

The contour is so unique that from afar you wouldn't need to rev-up the engine and people could admire the poise of your ride, gliding past them with faint elegancy with a meaty punch on the mere engine strength under the bonnet. As if a pure blooded beluga leaping out against the sunset horizon beyond and the lapping calm oceanic wave as the foreground.

But...

Some straight "Harvard-nation" underling landed on this fairly average World seems to like to stretch the authority of "acceptance" a little far and decided to use their "book" ass instead of their "social" brain. What we know about those "pure intel" people, are just mixing and patching whatever is on the books.

Despite the fact that Simon Cowell commented that the recent 6's was a "dread" and "ugly". The defunct genius decided to "un-ugly"-fied this jeweled creation and added in some God-blessed-who-what-ever-piece-out-there to form this "masterpiece".

The World only needs one DaVinci. Or even ONE HITLER. (Tyranny needs to stop here, serious. Books aren't going to make you a better designer.)

The front of the car (THANK GOD THEY SAVED THE GRILL!)(AND THE LOGO!). Meek. Common. Lowly. Weak. A total depiction of Hen-pecked. Nice attempt to pull off a design with a Volvo bonnet and a Mitsubishi Evo X lights + Aston Martin DB9 essence with a little hint of that radiator bar from your everyday garbage truck and sprinkles of LED lights to wart off a little embarrassment, just to make whoever that is stupid enough to buy it feel it's worth the brand and money.

The side-view. A total rip off of Volkswagen EOS.

That side-grill by the side resembled the little leftover stuck between your tooth after a hearty meal or even that un-significant watermark you find on a letterhead of a motel notepad.

The "depression' is a attempt to make it complex but a failed 'Mona Lisa' painted on express print photopaper on cheap ink.

Even the overall booty look as if a man trying to plunge his final dump in the toilet cubicle before running late for a meeting.

I would shout "HEY! It's a KIA CERATO FORTE KOUPE!" if I see it on the road.

Tailpipe borrowed from DB9 (unfortunately), or any vehicle trying to make it look "ohhh!" and the taillights?

You probably need to fork out extra just to purchase a little blinker to show your intend and probably some nice piece of paper to cover up that "BMW" logo as an act of kindness to layman, just to avoid confusion.

Sure warped creation shouldn't be fit to be unveil in the motorshow in Paris. If this is just an attempt to justify the high-R&D cost, congrats! You've successfully fooled the board about how much you toiled for copy and paste.

or maybe..

The folks at BMW are kind enough to be the moderating laughing stock for other names, just in case Lamborghini would unveil something as eccentric.

"Joy is BMW"

What 'Joy'?