Well, and I thought that "episode 1" for "things girls ain't know" hits off pretty well. So! I took the pain to research a little and finally came to what was called "just another piece of something". So.. yeap! Enjoy!
**Piss... It's rather "matured content". Bear with it ya?
1. We aren’t mind readers!
(And as for once again. Yes!)
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
(Simple rule. No one likes it anyway)
3. When you sleep over never boss man around in bed unless it is during sex.
(ermm... ermm... No experience and comment on that one)
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
(and the other way round too I believe)
5. It never hurts to work out.
(Girl + Sports wear = Nice :D)
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.

7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
(we just would want more...)
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
(NO! NO! NO! Guys ain't cheap YET AGAIN!)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
(quite true. And we hate comparisons)
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
(can you ever beat photoshop"ed" pictures?)
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
(I'd say this author is damn horny. Oh! I don't prefer, but! I like to unwrap gifts myself, by the way :D )
12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
(In my view, I prefer that than the latter. Rmb? Unwrapping?)
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
(on a mature thought, everyone looks good! In anyway I meant.)
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.

15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
(call it "creative" ok? And we don't do take-away)
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
(Alt msg: as much as you love men calling women "pretty". We love compliments too)
17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
(is that part of our instinct?)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
(NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!)
19. Most of the time when man fantasize, it is about another person.
(Maturely, pls! We desire "human" of ANOTHER gender. and Yes! )
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
(No so for me. Definitely! Hey! I'm TYPICAL ASIAN!)
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
(And that's for all the complaints of girl's haircut that looks perfectly fine)
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
(Correction! It's a natural, uncontrolled, unintentional response )
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
(This is getting so wrong. Porn is not the only solution and NOT all the while we desire intercourse. A flashback in max. cap)
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
(Yikes! I don't agree! And I DON'T!)
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
(I'd given up)
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
(meaning... "b*o* *ob? It's bad!)
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
(God creates "water" and "shower" for a reason. yay! AND I love showering alone. Thanks)
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
(... ... ... ... outrageously no.)
29. Man don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
(errrr.. in the light of "spending time for girl's interest" yes! We visit )
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
(WHY??!!)
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
(Competitiveness? Oh ya! BRING IT ON!! :D )
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
(No individual likes pain... And animals love much stroking and patting. **in the way I love it but not THAT much into that part**)
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
(Think much a time is the other way round?)
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
("john tucker must die". Linked?)
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
(err... I'll say "Give and take, give and take")
36. Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
(WHY?! Don't get it)
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
(why? You wanna start a WW IV?)
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
(LOL! Image! Image!!)
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you, it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
(Love the idea lots, but not naked to me.)
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
(bull...)
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
(I'll sub the "should" with "extremely")
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
(Creative ideas. Got to adapt to the slogan of "Carls Jr")
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
(ahrrr.. total dominate is against my policy in life)
44. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
(maybe.. "Thanks" for a dessert and "WOW!" for a compliment? Not?)
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
(err... Sexually yes. Morally no!)
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
(guys do love to perform sometimes? I'm peaceful with the "total domineering" act)
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
(Haha! Only applied for the night out b4 marriage. YES!)
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
(Not for me... Not for me)
49. The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
(err... In the grammatical way. Yes. Logical.)
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
(Not that way.. right?)


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If you're disgusted by these "factual" contributions, trust me! You're not alone.
But rather! I take it the matual way ya? It's the course of life anyway and we ought to deal with it sometimes. :)
Just... some-many-times~